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Yes, it is true.

In Headlines I Couldn’t Make Up we discover, “Great tits cope well with warming.”

At least one of Britain’s birds appears to be coping well as climate change alters the availability of a key food.

Researchers found that great tits are laying eggs earlier in the spring than they used to, keeping step with the earlier emergence of caterpillars.

Writing in the journal Science, they point out that the same birds in the Netherlands have not managed to adjust.

Understanding why some species in some places are affected more than others by climatic shifts is vital, they say.

The Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB) commented that other species are likely to fare much worse than great tits as temperatures rise.

By the way, you can purchase large hanging globes for your tits. They are perfectly round and balanced, even as they dangle. Get a pair of tit balls and enjoy.

Seriously. What better way to show off your tits to your neighbors?

Please read John Hawks interesting (basically internal) monologue questioning, “Did humans face extinction 70,000 years ago?”

John McCain tells America, “No, You Can’t.”

Can never get enough of “Political Sex Scandals.”

I do not seek. I find.

~ Pablo Picasso

See, even if it has taken them many more years than the other rational beings on planet earth, Conservatives have come around and are clamoring for the end of this corrupt thugocracy.

Republicans For Impeachment: Not an Option, a Duty.

Bruce Fein of the American Freedom Agenda has said: “As fellow conservatives, we believe we have a greater responsibility than most to stand up to this particular Administration and demand that it respect the checks and balances established by the Founding Fathers. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, regardless of party affiliation, and we can no more remain silent to the abuses occurring under President Bush than we could if a President Clinton were in office.”

Some things are just beautiful.

Lord of the Rings - Herr Mannelig.

You can also enjoy the rustic majesty of the instrument raw.

Funniest cover ever!

Obama Girl: Hillary, Stop

As I have said since last year, this girl is going to singingly win Obama the presidency. Hope she gets to attend the inauguration.

Why you must drink WATER.

Enjoy! But, remember, please, hold the lemon!